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SERGEANT TO accident.SQUAD:
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The Colonel's Order
A blindCOLONEL manISSUED vistsTHE theFOLLOWING stateDIRECTIVE ofTO Texas ThereHIS onceEXECUTIVE OFFICERS:"Tomorrow wasevening aat blindapproximately man2000 whohours decidedHalley's toComet visitwill Texas.be Whenvisible hein arrivedthis onarea; an event which occurs only every 75 years. Have the plane,men fall heout feltin the seatsbattalion area in fatigues, and said,I "Wow,will theseexplain seatsthis arerare big!"phenomenon Theto them. In case of rain, we will personnot nextbe able to himsee anything, answered,so "Everythingassemble isthe bigmen in Texas."the theater and I will show them films of it."
WhenEXECUTIVE heOFFICER finallyTO arrivedCOMPANY inCOMMANDER:
"By Texas,order heof decidedthe toColonel, visittomorrow aat bar.2000 Uponhours, arrivingHalley's inComet will appear above the bar,battalion hearea. orderedIf ait beerrains, andfall gotthe amen out mugin placedfatigues, betweenthen hismarch hands.to Hethe exclaimed,theater "Wowwhere thesethis mugsrare arephenomenon big!"will Thetake bartenderplace, replied,something "Everythingwhich isoccurs bigonly inonce every 75 Texas."years."
AfterCOMPANY aCOMMANDER coupleTO ofLIEUTENANT: beers,
"By theorder blindof manthe askedColonel thebe bartenderin wherefatigues theat bathroom2000 washours located.tomorrow evening. The bartenderphenomenal replied,Halley's "SecondComet doorwill toappear in the right."theater. TheIn blindcase manof headedrain forin the bathroom,battalion butarea, accidentallythe trippedColonel overwill andgive skippedanother theorder, something which occurs secondonce every 75 years."
LIEUTENANT TO SERGEANT:
"Tomorrow at 2000 hours, the door.Colonel Instead,will heappear enteredin the thirdtheater with Halley's door,comet, something which leadhappens toevery 75 years. If it rains, the swimmingColonel poolwill andorder fellthe comet into the poolbattalion byarea."
SERGEANT TO accident.SQUAD:
Scared"When toit rains tomorrow at 2000 hours, the phenomenal death,75-year-old General Halley, accompanied by the blindColonel, will drive his comet through manthe battalion startedarea shouting,theater "Don'tin flush,fatigues." don't
flush!"
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